October 2 happens to be Name Your Car Day. Who would have thought we needed a day for this? According to the National Today page on this, “Studies show that naming inanimate objects can make us feel more in control and foster a deeper connection.”
We have a newish EV, an Ioniq5. My husband’s name for it is HAL9000. Mine is either Io or WALL-E depending on whether I’m feeling more mythologically inclined or more technologically inclined. I really haven’t named cars in the past; the old Honda Odyssey is Ody (oh-dee), which is hardly original. The Ioniq is the first new car I’ve had in decades and thus probably worthy of a name. And of course we should all be in control of our vehicles and operate them with a sense of connection and care for those around us.
I have names for all my bicycles, though, and each has a history.
- Sweetie: The Specialized Dolce my husband gave me as a gift when we were dating. For those who don’t speak French, “dolce” means sweet. Since we’ve been married for 19 years, together for 20, Sweetie has some miles on her. She still rides as sweetly as when he surprised me with her, though.
- Mary Poppins, AKA my happy bike: The upright city bike I bought as a present for myself when I took a leap and took a new job that meant moving us to Seattle so I could serve as executive director of Washington Bikes. I felt like Mary Poppins pedaling along in the upright posture rather than down on the handlebars of road bike and realized how happy that made me feel, to be sitting up and looking around. After I wrote the review linked here, we took her to the bike shop where I bought her and had them add so I could have 16 gears rather than the 8 she came with, because Seattle and because hills.
- Tessa: Short for tessaract in homage to Madeleine L’Engle’s wonderful book A Wrinkle in Time, this one is a folding bike. Named with the help of a Seattle bike person I connected with via Twitter, back when that was still a good place.
- Zelda: The most recent addition, my e-bike purchased in 2019. Her full name is Zelda Keen the Peach Machine, inspired by my daughters asking about her paint color (Georgia Peach) and me remembering that in high school I used the phrase “peachy keen” possibly (probably) ((definitely)) too often.
What about you? Do you name inanimate objects to feel a sense of control and connection? Does your bike’s name have a story?




